Well, hello good world. Yesterday I got back from the longest, farthest away horse show for school ever. Well, not technically. We went there last year too. Lynden Washington....6 hours north, driving in a car! Woo....Yeah. So we drove way up there for the horse show, its all good. The show is going, cool. Okay, finally the english flat horses are being warmed up, and I am attempting to find the horse I have drawn to ride for my class- Dave. Dave the horse. Wow, well okay, there have been weirder names. I am scanning name tags...not finding Dave the horse. Hm. Okay, there are only a few without name tags...and low and behold, Dave turns out to be the ex-gaming chestnut quarter horse who is trotting and cantering around like a madman in the warm up area, so sweaty it looks as though he just came out of a bathtub. Fan-freakin-tastic. Well, he can't be TOO bad, right? So I ask questions of his owner, okay, we are set. Lets get on this sucker and ride. Dave and I only need to be friends for like 5 minutes.
WRONG! Dave's other name, I discovered, is Satan. I ride him out into the ring, and almost immediately he begins to prance and dance- apparently his version of "walk". Oh, and it gets better. When I asked him for a trot, he jams his nose in the air and trots like a standardbred on his way to winning the race. Bouncy, fast, terrible trotting. And the canter? I'm fairly sure he was doing a slow gallop. Okay, I have ridden some forward horses, I can handle this.
NO. WRONG AGAIN! I have ridden forward horses that had TRAINING. So my mind goes racing through things our coach has said to handle these horses- lets shorten my reins- get a handle on the booger. No...doesn't work. Maybe he's upset about the contact-lets give him some rein. OOOH no. Okay, lets sit deep and slow my post...also no. Okay, last ditch effort. Lets counter bend this *insert not exactly nice word here* into the outside wall so he is forced to not gallop off. Only slightly kind of works. I am serious here guys, I don't think I have ever ridden a horse that so completely ignored all rein contact and cues. It felt like I wasn't on a horse at all- I was sitting on a rocket with speedy little legs and no brain. Needless to say, I was upset. Lets drive 6 hours north and then 6 hours back south....to ride THIS? Pretty sure he was the absolute worst horse at the show. I mean, there were some pretty other nasty ones- ones that bucked occasionally and such. But when that horse wasn't bucking, he was lovely. Controllable. Half-way sane. Dave? Dave was a psycho. I mean, who really looks at their gaming horse and decides he would make a wonderful english equitation horse? People annoy me.
I felt slightly better though, when the second time Dave the horse got ridden, the rider lost all semblance to control. She lost a stirrup at the canter. And then Dave the horse proceeded to gallop, oh and I mean gallop, madly around and around the arena, the poor rider just attempting to stay on and bring this little brat to a stop. They had to halt the other horses in the class, and people on the ground had to run out in front of Dave waving their arms to get him to stop. WOW. Just wow.